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 | | DSCN4609.JPG |  |  |  | Here I am, posing by Randal's Most Impressive Transportation Device,
  squinting through my glasses with my pre-lasik vision at Randal. | 
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 | | DSCN4611.JPG |  |  |  | No glasses!  No see anything!   Bad vision?  What bad vision? | 
 | | DSCN4612.JPG |  |  |  | That's the place!  Teplick is the The Man, Mr. Big, He-Who-Lazers-Eyes.
  Teplick is THE reason I go to this place.  You'll actually meet him
  later. | 
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 | | DSCN4615.JPG |  |  |  | THey even gave me a name tag.  This is so that during surgery, I don't
  get the doctor confused so that he thinks I"m someone else and makes me
  farsighted instead.  Randal suggests I augment the name tag with "this
  side up."  I seriousloy consider it. | 
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 | | DSCN4620.JPG |  |  |  | This is me with the first guy who does something to check my eyes
  before the surgery.  I don't remember his name, but he puts up with
  Randal with a smile, so I permit him to live. | 
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| | DSCN4624.JPG |  |  |  | We're waiting for the first test room, and this doctor comes by to say
  hello.  Randal will take many more pictures of her before the day is
  done, and will point out to me more than once that she's not wearing a
  wedding ring. | 
 | | DSCN4625.JPG |  |  |  | So I'm looking into this machine and the guy says, "you can relax for a
  moment," and then turns on this big set of PINK CIRCLES and I jump
  back.  Randal thinks this means I'm twitchy.  I tell him to try the
  pink circles bullseye himself. | 
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 | | DSCN4629.JPG |  |  |  | Here's the results of the pink circles test.  It has something ot do
  with my eyes. | 
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