ACRONYMS 

AFAIK as far as I know 
AFK away from keyboard 
AKA Also Known As 
ASAP as soon as possible 
BBL be back later 
BBS be back soon 
BEG big evil grin 
BF boy friend 
BRB be right back 
BTW by the way 
BWL bursting with laughter 
C&G chuckle and grin 
CID crying in disgrace 
CNP continue in next post 
CSG chuckle snicker grin 
CYA see ya 
CYAL8R see ya later 
DLTBBB don't let the bed bugs bite 
EG evil grin 
EMSG email message 
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions 
FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Repair 
FWIW For What It's Worth 
FYI for your information 
FF Fiel Fergnügen
GF girl friend 
GFN gone for now 
GMBO giggling my butt off 
GMTA great minds think alike 
GTSY glad to see you 
H&K hug and kiss 
HAGN have a good night 
HAG1 have a good one 
HHIS hanging head in shame 
IC I see 
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean 
IGP I gotta pee 
IMO in my opinion 
IMHO in my humble opinion 
IRL in real life 
IWALY I will always love you 
JK just kidding 
JMO just my opinion 
JTLYK just to let you know 
KIT keep in touch 
KMA kiss my a$$ 
KMB kiss my butt 
KOTC kiss on the cheek 
KOTL kiss on the lips 
L8R later 
L8R G8R later gator 
LHM Lord help me 
LHU Lord help us 
LMAO laughing my a$$ off 
LMBO laughing my butt off 
LMHO laughing my head off 
LOL laughing out loud 
LSHMBB laughing so hard my belly is bouncing 
LSHMBH laughing so hard my belly hurts 
LTNS long time no see 
LTS laughing to self 
LUWAMH love you with all my heart 
LY love ya 
NETUA Nobody ever tells us anything 
NTA Non-Technical Acronym 
OBTW Oh, by the way 
OIC oh, I see 
OK abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct) 
OL old lady(wife, girlfriend) 
OM old man(husband, boyfriend) 
OTOH On The Other Hand 
OTTOMH off the top of my head 
PDS please don't shoot 
PM private message 
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In (Another way for PMFJI) 
PMFJI pardon me for jumping in 
PMP peed my pants 
POAHF put on a happy face 
POOF I have left the chat 
PS Post Script 
QSL reply 
QSO conversation 
QT cutie 
RE Hi Again (same as re's) 
ROFL rolling on floor laughing 
ROFLAPMP ...and peed my pants 
ROFLMAO ...my a$$ off 
ROFLMAOAY ......at you 
ROFLMAOWTIME .......with tears in my eyes 
ROFLUTS ...unable to speak 
ROTFL Roll on The Floor Laughing 
RTF Read The FAQ 
RTFM Read The F****** Manual 
(The above is the original, it was later modified to: 
Read The Fine Manual) 
RTSM read the stupid manual 
SETE smiling ear to ear 
SHID slaps head in disgust 
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up 
SO significant other 
SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure 
SPAM Stupid Persons' AdvertiseMent 
SWAK sealed with a kiss 
SWL screaming with laghter 
SYS see you soon 
TA thanks again 
TIA Thanks In Advance 
TOY thinking of you 
TPTB The Powers That Be 
TTFN ta ta for now 
TTYL talk to you later 
TX Thanx 
WB welcome back 
WRT With Respect To 
WTF What/Who The F***? 
WTH what/who the heck? 
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get 
YBS you'll be sorry 
YG young gentleman 
YL young lady 
YM young man 
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary 
YWIA You're welcome in advance 
*G* giggle or grin 
*H* hug 
*K* kiss 
*S* Sob 
*W* wink