Did you have a good vacation, under God?
I did, thanks, under God. Are you ready to have a good war with Iraq, under god?
As ready as I'll ever be, I guess, under God. Do we really have a choice under god?
Billions of blu blistering barnacles! I totaly forgot we were waging a war in Afghanistan until we... bombed the "Under God" out of some innocent locals.
war in Af/wherethefuck/istan? Th eonly war I know about is Bush's War Against Unetical Business Leader! And that war's about to get real ugly! Did you hear that bloodthirsty speech he gave last night? Oh my under God! If I was an unetical business leader, I'd be fearing for my life!
I don't even know which War to Get My On first! (I always tart with my personal War Under Joe Lieberman, for luck.)
Under God?
What's the ratio of newspaper photos of dead Afghan civilians to stockbrokers holding their heads in their hands? ( DOW FUCKED )
People laugh at me for keeping my money in a big tin bucket. Well you know wnat? A big tin bucket is not gonna fucking lie to me about its financial performance!
Is that because a big tin bucket doesn't think its entitled to do whatever the ehll it wants just becuase its asinine peer group is running the countr? ( CHENEY SO NICE )
I got the weirdest email forward the other day-- It's some kind of spell to protect yourself from John Ashcroft.
Oh, I've seen that spell. it doesn't work. I'm more into the spell that protects you from Operation TIPS.
Holy shit! Can you "let the eagle soar" and forward that spell to me before it's illegal?
Thank Under God! Someone is sending me the Operation TIPS spell! No snoopy telephone repairman is gonna get all Deputy Dawg on /my/ bookshelf!
I always thought it was called "Operation TIPSY". That's been my personal operation since last fall. I combine it with "Operation Everybody Loves Raymond".
My nephew said, "The meter reader is supposed to SPY on me to find out if I'm a terrorist? If the whole country is gonna play ' Behind the Iron Curtain', there better be some fine fucking state-subsidized alcohol! And our powerlifting team better kick ass!"