Boners! BUKAKE! Do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?! They're in it with the aliens! They're building landing strips for gay martians! HOOKERZ AND BOOZE! Just like "Cinco de Mayo"! TAEBO-DONGS! Dolphins, me lad. Low-down faggot dolphins! you haven't seen my custom soundproofed Ford Aerostar... Its fully soundproofed with custom made meat hooks and drain-hole in the rear compartment Pop-Quiz: If my nuts are banging your moms chin... Where is my cock?! I COULD NEVER BE THIS SUCCESSFUL HAD I GONE THROUGH 4 YEARS OF DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY AND NAILING THE DEAN'S WIFE! IT IS MY PLEDGE TO GIVE EVERY AMERICAN HIS/HER OWN MEXICAN SERVANT BY 2002! FUCK ME UP THE GOAT-ASS!!@ BACKDAFUCKUP, MAPLE-LEAF COCKBISCUIT-CHEWING FOO! foot-long blimpie's best with extra meat and provolone == ROCK! bIZOOT tO dAH hIZZEAD! argoth: spoken like a true child molester! I just though about "BONERS!@#" and then his absence today came to mind "'DIP YA BALLIEZ IN THE WATAH!' he said! HAH! DUMB AUSTRALIAN FUCK!" PANDAZ!@# CUTE! JOY!@# hotendotey rules! "well, how many spindles did you need?" "Spindles?" "You fuckin asswipe, here's the oracle dba manual, go read!@#" OH DOOD, YOU ARE NASTY!! FUCKIN BEARDED CHICKS AND LICKING THEIR ASSES? LOOK AT IT! THE ONE-EYED PYTHON REARS ITS UGLY HEAD! THROW ME A LIFELINE, REGIS! GAY KAE! (look, it rhymes!) IT'S JUST LIKE CDE! BUT BIGGER! SHIT KEEPS FALLING! TOOFLESS NIGGAH HOEZ ROLLED IN SWISS CHEESE!@# LET'S JUST SIT BACK, HAVE OUR DICKS LICKED, AND COLLECT PAYCHECKS!@# SHE WANTS A FACIAL! ASSIGNMENT: DICK-LICKING! I know where to get the rubber sheets! I PACKET YOU FOR ALLAH!@#!@# I DROP MY PANTS FOR JESUS! logic3: how about "I'll suck dick for bandwith!" NOTHING LIKE SOME GOOD DICKENS' CIDER! WONDERTWIN POWERS UNITE! BEATING AROUND THE BUSH WITH A MEAT TENDERIZER! SET_DEBUG_LEVEL = WHAT-THE-FUCK?!?!?! SET_DEBUG_FLAGS = SHIT-KEEPS-FALLING!!!! SPANK IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! 1) unzip; 2) flop out; 3) slap on forehead of recipient; d) rALPH!@# OH GAWD, FAG RAVERS!@#@!# BACK OFF!@# THEY HAVE A COOL LOGO! THEY MUST ROOL! NIGGAH, YOU IS MAD CRAZY, FOO! and why is isol only giving zimbabwe dollars? They don't have a coin, they trade in CHICKENS!@ BLAAAAME IT ON THE RAAAAAAAIN!! PATCHES ARE FOR PUSSIES! LET'S TRY TO SET OUR NUTS ON FIRE! he's a developer roadie! LIFESTYLES OF THE SUBURBAN AND UNKNOWN! truss is cock != food I HAVE NO LEGS! I HAVE NO LEGS! IT'S THE MIGHTY PENUS LASER! BUT I HAVE 2 DICKS! I GOT STONED IN EAST LA! YOU WANT NISTOR TO COAT YOUR WANG WITH A COAT OF FRESH SPIT! FUCKIN FREAKS, I SAY! HI! I AM CAIN! I ASSFUCK YOU! KILTED YAKSMEN! Allez-vien mon coo-coo! 100 BUTT CONTRACTIONS EVERY DAY! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE! oh sorry. I meant 7'1! she could raid my tomb, oh yah! "Black Dildo of Justice attack! Now!" BOW DOWN TO THE BONNEVILLE! OH GOD, THERE'S CRABS! DICKLICKING DONGATHON DOWN IN THE BAY! NOW WITH PANTS TECHNOLOGY! BLISTERED EYEBALLS WITH SUPER VIDEO! EXTREME BONGHITTING! - NEXT ONLY ON FX NETWORK! OOPS I MEAN HEY DEWDNUGGET SAQLIQQUR FAGAZZNUGG PORKNADZ! "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!@#" "HOLY SHIT, IT'S SNIFFING ME!" I JUST GOT YOUR RESTRAINING ORDER TODAY, IT WAS TOUCHING! eeK! WhY AM I wEaRINg TheSe FuNNy CLotHes?! Oh gNo.. iM a caNdy RAvER! (v1.2 by MaGNux!?@) GONADS AND STRIFE! Summary: PAY ME, BITCHEZ! Objectives: PAY ME, BITCHEZ! Skills: GET PAID BY BITCHEZ! Education: SMACK-DEM-BITCHEZ SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS! "I CAME TO BRING THE PAIN, HARDCORE FOR YOUR BRAIN, LET'S STEP INSIDE MY ASTRAL PLANE!" I DEEZ NUTZ IN JOOR MOUF, I'M WARREN G, THE NIGGAH WIF THE CLOUT! I'd hit that shit CAVEMAN-STYLE! you say "dongs!" and he gets all feisty and whatnot INVASION OF THE PRICKLY MOUTHPIECES! aCk! I gOt SOme GLiTtER in My EyE!?2 No paIn, no RaVe! HI, I'M CAIN, I LOVE LITTLE KIDS! I LIVE TO GIVE THEM BRUISED RECTUMS! DUEL OF THE DIARRHEA-AFFLICTED ASSES! Respect.... the cock! KAMIKAZE PUD-PULLER! QUICK,RETARD BOY! MY RUBIDIUM GAUNTLETS~ SOCKS ARE FLYING OFF THE SHELVES! YOUR HAIR VERY SPECIAL, LONG TAILS! "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "Its.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!" (09/17/01) Islamic Space Cadets! DEER-HUNTER, CANADIAN DRIVE-BY STYLE! "Fuck if I know! STEP ON IT!" YOU DO NOT LOCK A FUCKIN DOG IN A FRIDGE, YOU EVIL SICK BASTARD! "GO KIDS! HIT HIM 'TIL JUICE SPURTS OUT!" "I AM GAY AND PROUD! SEND ME YOUR DICKS!" 'Yo, we now married. Time to YABA-DABA-TAP-DAT-ASS CAVEMAN STYLE!" STFU, CANADIAN! ARGV IS ARD! SOMEONE STROKE HER! and what fine jerkers they are! something about running into a black panthers meeting hall dressed in a ballerina dressed yelling 'KILL ALL NIGLETS!' yah. Grab your nuts and go "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" let's BOND! "YO MUH NIGGAHZ, CAN I USE YER JUMPSTART SERVER THINGY PLEEZ? KTHXGOAL!" only the US matters, man! WONDERCHEEKS POWERS, UNITE! THOSE WACKY PAKIS! ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING! jwood: yah, I burned the fucker right onto my left nut. it hurt, but now I can say I got solaris on my balls! YAH YER THE ONE FOR ME, PUNKROCK GURL! at least they didn't say 'HOLD ON, I GOT A BIG ONE BREWING!" "yo hold on, I got a call on the other line *GROAN* *YELP* *SPLASH* yo, I'm back!" "NOW LEMME SEE YOU CRUNCH THEM PROCESSORS! WORK THAT RAM, BABY!" THE FUZZYBILOMETER IS REACHING CRITICAL MASS! EJECT WARP CORE AND PUT MORE COAL ON THE DESBONGUIFIER! "YEW MUZT BE DIZ SMURT TO UZE SOLARIZ!" like, 'OH SHIT, I DROPPED A BAG OF KITTENS INSIDE THE MAIN UPS!' == JESSE bioterrorists ain't got *NUTHIN* on my ass! anthrax? fuck anthrax, fear *me*! STAY AWAY FROM RAIDSETS, SHANE! ANTHRAX IN MY PANTS! "FUCK YOU! DIE! EAT SHIT! I HATE YOU! YOU SMELL!" Dood, no matter what your mom tells you, YOU AIN'T COOL! GO ARP! IT'S YER BIRTHDAY! rst: MORE LICKS FOR EVERY BUCK! KUNG FU FUCKERS! THEY JUST SAID STRIFE ON TV! GONADZ AND STRIFE! I'M MULTITASKING A TON OF SH!T RIGHT NOW... IN MY PANTS! this calls for a GROUP HUG! ooohhh smears! SEASICK... ASIAN MAN! SEASICK... ASIAN MAN! c'mon fellas, groove while it's hot! THE MOTHER OF ALL CHAIN-LETTERS! MY STYLE IS THE CRAAAAAZIEST! well, in that case, GAY ON! PLEASE, NOT THE CURB-SMILEY! SwK: I'M TRYING TO START SHIT HERE, MAN! WHY YOU RAINING ON MY PARADE, BITCH?> Namskly: YOU GRAB YOUR SAQ AND YELL OUT "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" DIE, YOU SLIMY COCK-MONGREL CHOAD-LICKING BITCH! watch the sheen, niggah! dood, the instructor just said "PROBES!" randori: we have the biggest dicks! ROUND UP EVERY CAB DRIVER! SICK'EM, BOY! BITE HIS ANKLES! themz fightin' werdz! I GOTZ YER COOKIES RIGHT HEAH! god, that shit gets me going! I GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK! I'll tell you what they're smoking! A FUCKIN WASP WAS ON MY BACK!@# dude, sweet! HE'S THE SON OF MAN AND GOD AND LION! "OH STEWARDESS, I SPEAK ASSEMBLY!" "I DUNNO ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I NEED A SMOKE!" WE GOTTA KILL THE FUCKERS!@# ANTHRAX IN MY PANTS! THE INJUNS ARE COMMING! no benefits for you! One year! SHIT KEEPS FALLING! CARNEGIE MELLON IN THE HIZZOUZE, NIGGUH! TIP DAH FORTY FO' MUH SHORTY! the kid has *spunk*! I GOT 2 SUN BOXES! I ROOL SOLARIS IS NOT LINUX! MAN CRLE "ok, well, shows us Mr Happy!" go down in a blaze of glory! YOUNG GUNZ' STYLE! later girls! AND HE'S OFF! THE DINGO ATE MUH BAYBEEEE!!@# YOU GOT GANKED, SON! while yelling "C'mon bitch! werk it!" MTV IN PAKI! it might be laced with c00ties! I KNOW! LET'S ASK THE CHICKENS! casphar: I feel partially hydrogenated! TAKE THAT, YOU MOUNTIE FUCKERS! and next thing you know, ppl would be wondering why the girls would be screaming 'YES! OH YES! HARDER!' SHAFT MEETS CAIN III - AH SHIT, NOT AGAIN!' www.plushie.org !!! PUH-LEAZE! "OH LOOK! ROASTED BEETLE ASSES WITH FRIED DATES!" POLE SMOKER! Kobi Tai anal sex, her first time! Excellent.mpeg BABY GOT BACK! CHUBBY CHASERS UNITE! ROGER SIX NINER, STATE YOUR POSITION! STOP STARING AT ME! "The germans are coming!" "OK, we surrender!" "The germans are coming again!" "Ok, we surrender again too!" 'CHECK THIS OUT, GIRL! I'M GONNA DO A SWAN DIVE FROM THE DRESSER!' NAVEL LINT FAIRY HAS VISITED! "WHAT? YOU JUST WROTE A DRIVER FOR YOUR WIZZBANG HOMEGROWN NOSEHAIR SHAVER WITH BLUETOOTH? IT'S 18000 LINES LONG? SURE, THROW IT IN THE STABLE BRANCH TOO!" "YOUR MOM WANTS A DRIVER FOR HER DILDO IN THE KERNEL? SURE, THROW IT IN TOO!" The power of cain compels you! cain is our leader! WATCH OUT, IT'S THE RAIDRECKER! YO, PORCHMONKEY! WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE, MANG![ I FLING POO! that could probably be because *I DIDN'T GET YOU SHIT!* BOOOYAH! A KAISER ROLL?! What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW on the SIDE? BITCH, I STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A PAPERCLIP! MONKEY KNIFE FIGHT! I REST MY MUTHAFUCKIN' CASE, NIGGAH! AZIZ! LIGHT! I SMITE THEE! WE DO NOT HELP OUT PEOPLE THAT CONDONE THOSE DENS OF INIQUITY! please refer all jesus and dong-related questions to Jesse69. Thank you! I GOT A DIABLO IN MY PANTS! HI DOGGIE! HOW ARE YOU DOGGIE! NAKED TROLL SEX! eq dorks! SAILORMOON RAINBOWTWIN POWERS UNITE! did you call them 'TOAD-FUCKIN GAY-ASS ASSLICKIN' CHOADS!' ? COCKERY AT ITS FINEST! HAH! REGULATE! RESPECT THE COX! I KISS YEW! I STOMP YEW! & gone - shit, film it, bitch! don't make me waltz over and KICK YOUR ASS! AM GOAL AOL NUDUALITIEZ CLITSAQLIQUOR G'BYE! HOLD YOUR CRIMSON! FIX YOUR MOTD, YOU PUNKASS IRC OPER! HI! CAN I TOUCH YOU WHERE YOU PEE? INTERFACE WITH THE BEST! hey now! NO CHAFFING! NO FRICTION-BURN! THERE WILL BE NO COCK-HAMMERING WHILE I'M AROUND, MISTER! "Oh, so that's what they mean by cleaning service!" so av, would you consider choking on horsecock for the fans? sign me up! if he starts shit, I administer a curb-smiley, STAT! 'YOU HAVE DOLLAHZ? I GOT 8-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTAH! SHE LOVE YOU LONG TIME!' 'YO, PEEP DIZ SHEIIT!' a little slim up top, but the bottom is fantastic! HALLO I LOST MY CRUNCHIEBONERFACE CLITSAQLIQUORING NUDUALITIEZ! I NEED HELP PLZ KTHXGOAL! FAYGO! MY SHIT IS TIGHTER THAN A NEWBORN, NIGGAH! DING DING DING! GENIUS ALERT! it's getting good! THE MOST WELL-ENDOWED JEWISH GEEK OF THEM ALL ! HEY! I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY! THEMZ GOOD EATIN'! I can even load porn onto it! I"VE BEEN DIEING FOR A COLO IN JAPAN, MAN! I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND I'M LIKE "HOLY SHIT, CAINMEISTER... YOU NEED TO FIND YOURSELF A JAPANESE COLO!" my motto is "FSCK THE WORLD!" Olaf-"My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker! Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker!" Olaf-"My love for you is like a truck, Berserker! Would you like some making fuck, Berserker!" DoS Bleah YEAH BITCH! WHO IS YOUR LEADER? I REFUSE TO READ! THE DIRTY PAIR! it's all about the CORN STARCH! NO, SHE WON'T TOUCH YOU WHERE YOU PEE! yellow skin? check. slanted eyes? check. OK, ROLL IT! THIS IS #SOLARIS! YOU MUST HELP ME! KILL WHITEY! I'M WITH FLACID! waxing the saq == PAIN! DROP AND GIMME 100, SON! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! FLY, FATASS, FLY! Mariah Carey: GANGBANG IN AFGHANISTAN! GONADS AND STRIFE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! jesse! Boners at 6 o'clock! bend over and prepare for entry! I command the ass! I was like 'WHOA NELLY!' OOOOOH I SEE LIGHTS! "LISTEN, YOU IDIOT FUCK! THE FUCKIN BOX IS HOSED LIKE YOUR MOM'S DIAPERS!" nothing like an 8-ball to spice up a weekend! cain: check with fish and game for squirrel season! "If you play with it, you may even get the creamy goodness of its lucky charms!" In my country, they drop bombs in your country! Captain Obvious and his sidekick, Superlative Girl! MAKE MY SPINDLES SCREAM! SNATCH THE PEBBLE FROM MY HAND, GRASSHOPPAH! you may end up in the ER quicker than you can say "OH GOD, IT HURTS!" "DOWN GIRL! DOWN I SAY!" CHINESE GUYS ON SPEED! scratching is half the fun, man! BLING BLING! THEY KILLED THE PARENTS TO GET RID OF THE CHILDREN? BASTARDS! "soon, I will be a ninja, and you will be clueless as to who just kicked your ass!" if she's down with licking ass, bam! you're half-way there sticking your finger in is cool, but a finger! = a dick LOOK AT DAH CUTE FUZZY-WUZZY BEAR! WHO CARES ABOUT HOMELESS PPL? WE HAVE DOGS TO SAVE! but hey, THERE'S A DOG IN NEED OF HELP! THERE GOES MY SHIRT, UP OVAH MUH HEA... OH MY! THERE GOES MY SKIRT, DROPPING TO MUH FEET..... OH MY! PRAISE ME! YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!! weeeeeee! WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, MAN! SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD! PASS THE CORVOISIER! COLESTEROL BOMBZ INCOMING! MAN THE MASTS! HOIST THE SAILS! THAR SHE BLOWS! Professor: hairy manlove, baby! sex? love? whoa, juicy! I'll take my chances with the virus. I know better than look at msgs titled 'KOURNIKOVA HOT ASS!' and whatnot NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO! I WANNA HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS FOREVER NEVER TRY THAT AT HOME, KIDS! superman-style.... up, up, and away ! lotsa loving to go around! if I want adventure, I run into a black panther all and yell out 'SPEARCHUCKERS!' I DECLARE A JIHAD ON PANTS! "PUSH THE BUTTON, LADY!!! *MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*" AMERICANS FOR BIGGER COFFINS! no beer for you! one year! AM BRAZIL GOAL! TAFFY PAWTY! let's move to thailand! home of the free, the brave, and underage hookers! uh-oh, Phae's turning portuguese! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE! nevermind personal responsibility. I want me some cash to bring my pain down! WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNER! WE HAVE A WINNER! I can totally picture her going "MOOO!" as you hit her CAVEMAN-STYLE "YAH BITCH, YOU SUCK IN THE SAQ!: and some BUCK-WILD ANAL, BABY! BOOYAH! TARZAN IN FULL EFFECT! TO THE CURB WITH HER! BUY ASS TULIPS ONLINE! AIM FOR THE EYES! I could call them 'DRIP-BE-GONE!' two-fingah! "OOPS, EXCUSE ME!" FAT CHICKS NEED LOVIN TOO, MATES! GERIATRIC POSSE, ROLL UP! BEEFCAKENUTRITION! HOLY SMOKES, IT'S CHOLULA! GOYA OH BOYA! "SORORITY CHICKS ARE DUMB AND EASY!" "I MADE $1 MILLION IN 3 MONTHS ALL FROM THAT 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT!" BATTLE OF THE WHITE TRASH! t's a flying cockroach! "HEY THERE, THAT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A FOOTBALL!" "Let's go and HANG OUT! maybe we can like, go for SLURPEES and swap BASEBALL CARDS!" BUT CAP'N, EYE NEED MO' POWAH! "OH YAH, PISS ON ME!" DIM-SUM AND THEN SOME! JUST GLUE THESE ELECTRODES TO YOUR NADS AND TWIST THIS KNOBBIE HERE! and the last thing I want to run into is some cameljockey yelling 'FOR ALLAH!' or some other silly shit BUSHMASTER POSSE, UNITE! "GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF MY NINE, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!" "NEWSBREAK: PSYCHOS ARE GOOD AT SHOP CLASSES!" TRANSVESTITE BOXERS! SO GO PRACTICE, TIGER! "HAVE SOME FUCKIN HELLFIRE, CAMELJOCKEY BITCHES! SAY HELLO TO ALLAH FOR ME!" FAG SHEEP TO THE RESCUE! NEWSFLASH: KAE HIRED TO STAR IN TENTACLE-PORN MOVIE! - update at 11 "WTF ARE YOU GUYS PUSHING ME INTO THE SNOW FO.. OH GOD IT BURNS! "OH GOD, SAVE MY SAQ!" NOT SO FAST, SAILOR! thank god for MEXICO! HEY CRUNCHIEBONERFACEBOY! I MISSED YEW! IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE! IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO HAVE FUN WITH ANYONE! "DEAD MAN WALKING!" who cares about support? you can do whatever you want with it! "DOOD, IT'S OK TO WEIGH ALMOST AS MUCH AS A COUPE! YOU ARE FINE!" ANOTHER POOL PARTY, YAY! A SUMMER POOL PARTY! Greetings Vampires And Fellow QUEERS! MEN CAN BREASTFEED TOO! SQUEEZE YER TITTY FOR JESUS! LAS CUCARACHAS ENTRAN, PERO NO PUEDEN SALIR! "WE HAUL YER DEAD ELEPHANT CARCASSES AWAY!" I'd just GET IT DONE, BABY! oh well, in that case, booyah! DAMN INTERNET! ONE MEEEELLION DOLLARZ! WE WALKED TO SCHOOL IN THE SNOW UP TO OUR KNEES, UPHILL BOTH WAYS! SCORCHER! for the common asshole, they're gonna think "HOLY SHIT, OUR CHILDREN ARE BEING TAKEN!" Welcome to NY... DUCK, MOTHERFUCKER! I can take it! "THE LEADER, EXPOSED!" BREAKING NEWS: SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, SHITIS GOING TO HAPPEN! DO NOT BE ALARMED! BREAKING NEWS: WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND BIN LADEN AND WON'T FIND HIM ANYTIME SOON! LET'S BOMB IRAQ! HERE, MONKEY MONKEY! LAST MAN STANDING ! IN OTHER NEWS, PENTAGON ORDERS 77,000 BODYBAGS! GET YOUR WAR ON! MRS KAE, YOUR SON SUCKS DICKS FOR QUARTERS! PLEASE DISREGARD YOUR SON BEING GAY! HE'S REALLY A NICE GUY, AND HE SWALLOWS LIKE A CHAMP! BTW, MOMMY KAE, DON'T ASK YOUR SON ABOUT THE SEXUAL PREDATOR REGISTRY ENTRIES! HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT "YOUR KID CAN COME OUT LIKE THIS!" BREAKING NEWS: IF YOU IGNORE THE CRAZY COMMIES, THEY WILL GO AWAY! PHEAR THE BROWN-EYE! hey, it's lostgrl! hey, it's tsuwa too! OH WAIT! JERK VALUE! I AM BEING ABUSED! BREAKING NEWS: NO BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS FROM TECHNOSCOUT.COM: SCIENTISTS ADAPT NASA TECHNOLOGY TO CREATE "SMART BED" SLEEP SURFACE! IT BURSTS INTO FLAMES AND VAPORIZES YOU SHORTLY BEFORE YOU WAKE UP! THAT WASN'T ME! NUKE THE WHALES! BI-A-TCH! GO MAKE ME A SAMWICH "CHECK OUT MY NUDUALITIEZ, BOYZ!" I DESERVE A JOB! I AM WORTH IT! and back in the boat tomorrow! TRENCH-COAT FOREVAH! "GET THE FUCK OUT, FRENCHIE!" did you say something along the lines of "YO YO YO, MUH BEAST BE RESTLESS, I NEED TO FIX ME GHOULIES!" JIHAD @ PANTZ!@# WE NEED THE JESUS FIREWALL (TM)! KEEP SIN AT BAY! TAIRISTS! Britney gets Speared!... I STILL LOVE YOU! "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET THE NOBEL PRIZE IN COCKSUCKERY!" TAEBODONG POWAH! THEY PAY YOU TO SAY "YES!" OH JOY (ALSO: BONERS!) No Limit donates platinum tank! hay, hay! dont hurt the weasels! GORE FOR PREZ! LET A PUSSY BE IN CHARGE AGAIN! SHE KEEPS ON PASSING ME BY! now you're getting it! HI YOU GUYS ARE DORKS! "OH GOODIE, I GOT THE BONER SONG AND THE STAFF OF GAYNESS! ALL I NEED NOW IS THE ANUS PLUG OF MIGHT AND THE PHALLUS OF DESTRUC TION, AND I CAN GO AND FIGHT THE BOSS, THE GREAT BONER" THERE ARE TAIRISTS ALLOVER THE PLACE, AND YOU NEED TO KEEP THE FLASHLIGHT OF JUSTICE BEAMING WITH FRESH BATTERIES! OH YEAH? WE HAVE OPTIMUS PRIME! AM GOAL BRASIL JUGADOR FUTEBOL SCORE! B TO THE L TO THE I TO THE N TO THE G! AND ANUSES! the SMELLOMETER! "DUDE, SHE SEDUCED ME! SHE ASKED ME FOR SMOKES!" WHITE TRASH USA! but fear not, we can always bomb things to oblivion! "ASSHOLE, A SMOKE DOESN'T MEAN 'FUCK ME SILLY AND BONE ME STUPID!'" 'CHECK THIS OUT, GIRL! I'M GONNA DO A SWAN DIVE FROM THE DRESSER!' "C'MON BITCH, SQUEAL!" CONGRATS, YOU SILLY BITCH! FRANCE SAYS "PLEASE BE GENTLE!" ISOL IS THE IRAQI INFORMATION MINISTER! "BY GOD! FRY HAS DISCOVERED THE FOULEST STENCH IN THE UNIVERSE!" GODZIRRAH! NO BONER?!?!?!?!?!?! AND YOU KNOW WE DON' GIVE A FUCK 'CAUSE ITZ YA BIRFDAY! I believe this is where I say "LAY OFF THE FUNNY KOOL-AID, LIBERAL CUNT!" "HI, I'M LEBRON JAMES! I CAN BARELY READ AND WRITE, AND I'M GONNA SKIP COLLEGE AND PLAY BBALL AND GET $20MILLION IN SHOE-ENDORSEMENT ADS!" WE GOT THE BOMB! NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, BITCH? YOU AIN'T PLUGGIN' NUTTIN'! MY CONDOLENCES, YOU SWEET SWEET MORSEL! MAN CAN TAKE WHAT GOD HAS GIVEN YOU, AND VICE VERSA! I GOT YER BURB RIGHT HERE! "LET'S MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT RIVAL CHEERLEADING SQUADS, ONE WITH BLACK HOT CHICKS, AND ONE WITH WHITE SNOBBY HOT CHICKS, AND HAVE THEM ALL BATTLE EACH OTHER OUT AND GET ALL FRIENDLY AT THE END, YAH!" NOW WITH MORE PUBAGE! <_Tenchi_> and they found jizz all over the chair in the room it'd be more amazing if it was on the ceiling or made dents on the walls but that's pretty gross