"I work... I'm a beer liason for the underaged." -- Matt Damon - SNL 10/5/02

"I was poultry before poultry was cool..." -- http://www.canada.com/edmonton/edmontonjournal/story.asp?id=%7B97489E2C-3D41-4FD9-AB2E-E9C352EC3DD8%7D

Slayer:   my roommate is entirely too young
Slayer:   we're watching fast times at ridgemont high and he asked hwy they
          were sniffing the fresh copies of the syllabus

"fuh wun ting, I already took his hawse" -- Tony Soprano

"He was a Stiffly Stifferson, so I pranked him... to death with a tire-iron."
    -- Christopher Walken - Saturday Night Live