WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FREEDOM FRIES? I WANT A LIBERTY SHAKE AND A MEDIUM-RARE REVOLUTION BURGER! would you care to STAR SPANGLED SUPERSIZE that? heh DAMN RIGHT what? REVOLUTION BURGER does not come on a toased VICTORY BUN!?!?! BUT MY KIDS HAVE THE RIGHT TO A LIBERATION MEAL dont forget to save room for some PATRIOT PIE for desert. PATRIOT PIE WITH SOME ALL-AMERICAN ICE CREAM NO MORE OF THAT A LA MODE SHIT I'll pass, I'd rather have some YANKEE POT ROAST and some G.I. GRAVY wait HEAOHEOAHEOAHE that second ingredient, could be read, in different ways..... GI GRAVY EXTRA CHUNKY? HEAOEHAOEHAOEHOAHEOAEHAOEH "MADE WITH REAL GI SAUCE!"